I forgot to mention I picked up some Route 66 suspenders back at Becky’s Barn. My new suspenders are the type of souvenir that will keep supporting me. They have little Route 66 emblems representing very state Route 66 passes through. I like my new suspenders.
Earlier in the Day (before New Suspenders)
Before I got my new suspenders, and before we stopped at Becky’s Barn, I noticed what Charly was wearing.
“Hey, didn’t you sleep in that last night,” I jokingly said while thinking her blouse looked like a teddy.
“NO! How would YOU KNOW what I slept in last night?” Charly said with indignance.
“It looks like a nighty. A teddy,” I answered.
Rolling her eyes, she said, “I’m stopping the car. I need to stretch my legs.”
She pulled off the cobblestone road on to the grass, and got out and walked around on the bricks. The sound of her heals on the bricks made a very distinctive click/scratch noise.
“Aren’t you afraid your heals are going to get stuck between the bricks?” I asked.
“Will you lay off my clothes? Sheesh. You’d think you’re my father,” she said sounding like an irritated teenager.
I moved over to the driver’s seat after taking some pictures, and Charly walked around stretching her legs a bit longer.
“You know, you keep stretching those legs and you’ll be all legs. Oh, what am I saying… isn’t that what every woman wants? Long legs?” I joked.
“You bet. Why do you think I need to stretch my legs every couple of hours?” Charly smiled.
“I thought that was just your way of saying, ‘Okay, Brent, you can go pee now,'” I laughed.
More Abandoned Sections
We drove along as I maintained a hypervigilance. My priorities were (1) safety while driving, (2) watching the gas gage, and (3) looking for portions of Route 66 that once-were.
“There! I think I see an abandoned section of road,” I said while making a hard right.
Charly slammed against the car door. (Remember, this is a right-hand drive car.)
“Are you trying to get us killed,” she screamed.
Laughing it off because there was not a car in sight, I said, “How? Did you think we might get rear-ended by a skunk or something?”
“Grrrr… you startled me,” she growled.
I pulled over near an abandoned bridge, and Charly got out quickly and straightened her dress and tugged on her shorts which had ridden up her legs. I’m sure my quick turn didn’t help any.
“Going to the movies, Charly?” I said as she pinched her shorts between her butt cheeks and pulled them down.
“Huh?”, looking at my with confusion.
“Are you going to the movies?” I said with a grin.
“Are we going to the movies today? You didn’t say anything about going to the movies,” she said with a continued look of confusion.
“Oh, I just had to ask because it looked like you were picking your seat,” I said as I took cover behind her car. (I figured there’s no way she would pick up a rock and throw it at her car.)
“I don’t get it?” she said.
“Never mind. It wouldn’t be funny if I have to explain it,” I said.
“Oh… Oh… I get it,” she said catching on, “It isn’t funny even if you don’t have to explain it.”
A Little Creative Fun (no New Suspenders Needed)
While Charly was sitting I snapped a photo of my Route 66 contraption I made. I’ve been rubbing the base in the dirt when we stop. The idea is a little bit of Route 66 from every state will become part of it.
There we go… A little creative work and you’ve got Charly sitting by this HUGE 66.
Note: I do not advice, encourage, or condone climbing on REAL monuments. This is a virtual reality.
Regarding Abandoned Sections of Route 66
If you are searching for abandoned sections of Route 66, please make sure you are not trespassing. If you see signs that say, “Keep Out”, “No Trespassing”, or “Private Property”, don’t go looking. And, if someone tells you that you are on private property and asks you to leave, do so politely.